Ms. Bell's Lancers Online Language Arts Class
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  • Plagiarism
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  • Beowulf
  • Lessons on MLA, Note Taking, and Test Taking by Hanna Banna
  • The Iliad
  • Canterbury Tales
  • Hamlet
  • Anthem by Ayn Rand
  • Literary Analysis
  • Literary Point of View
  • The Restoration Period
  • Satire
  • Rape of the Lock/Don Quixote/Vindication of the Rights of Woman TESt
  • The Power of One
  • Conventions in Grammar Videos
  • The Romantics
  • Pride and Prejudice
  • Quack SAT Vocabulary
  • Quizlet.com
  • Some Basic Grammar Rules
  • Practice Page
  • Brave New World Aldous Huxley
  • Student Created Books
  • Frankenstein by Mary Shelly
  • All Things Zombie
Languagae Arts With Ms. Bell

Welcome to my class

This is going to be a great year. We are going to spend loads of time working with technology as we explore the art of writing, and reading. I look forward to sharing my knowledge about language arts and technology with all of you. Not only that, I want to learn from you and look forward to hearing and sharing your ideas as the year progresses.

I want you to strive for excellence, because "pretty good" is never good enough.

What's Pretty Good

There once was a pretty good student,
Who sat in a pretty good class,
And was taught by a pretty good teacher,
Who always let pretty good pass.

He wasn't terrific at reading.
He wasn't a whiz-bang at math.
But for him education was leading
Straight down a pretty good path.

He didn't find school too exciting,
But he wanted to do pretty well,
And he did have some trouble with writing,
And nobody had taught him to spell.

When doing arithmetic problems,
Pretty good was regarded as fine,
Five plus five needn't always add up to be ten,
 A pretty good answer was nine.

The pretty good class that he sat in
Was part of a pretty good school.
And the student was not an exception,
On the contrary, he was the rule.

The pretty good school that he went to
Was there in a pretty good town.
And nobody there seemed to notice
He could not tell a verb from a noun.

The pretty good student in fact was
Part of a pretty good mob.
And the first time he knew what he lacked was
When he looked for a pretty good job.

It was then, when he sought a position,
He discovered that life could be tough.
And he soon had a sneaky suspicion
Pretty good might not be good enough.

The pretty good town in our story
Was part of a pretty good state.
Which had pretty good aspirations,
And prayed for a pretty good fate.

There once was a pretty good nation.
Pretty proud of the greatness it had,
Which learned much too late,
If you want to be great,
Pretty good is, in fact, pretty bad.

-- The Osgood File, copyrighted 1986, CBS, Inc.



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